20 Mom Tweets That Prove Parents Are Just Trying to Survive

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2 weeks ago

Being a parent is a rewarding yet challenging journey filled with countless ups and downs. It’s a unique experience that brings immense joy and laughter, but also moments of frustration and exhaustion.

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Hello. My two-year-old child has been watching Olympic diving replays for the past half hour and every time the divers hit the water he says, “Oh no!” @ bessbell / X

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I accidentally planned my kid’s birthday party when all his pals were at camp. The party was at an arcade, and I realized it too late to reschedule. So I invited a bunch of my friends, and we all bowled and played laser tag with my kid and his pal. He declared it the best party ever 😭. @ lyzl / X

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When I asked my 14yo if she could please bring me a piece of cake. She cut it, forgot why, then ate it. @ TiredWhovian / Reddit

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I’ve spent a small fortune on my kids through the years. My son bought me a $1 coke at McDonald’s & would like to be immediately paid back. @ sarcasticmommy4 / X

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My daughter decided to undress completely naked, nappy and all, in the shop when I had my back turned for about 5 seconds. I only became aware when a lovely lady tapped me on my shoulder and whispered into my ear, “Excuse me, love, your child is dancing naked beside the potatoes.” I did try to hide my laugh! @ Unknown author / Reddit

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When I was 5 or 6 we were at my Dad’s company picnic. I was introduced to his boss, and I told him, “My Daddy says you’re a creep.” My Dad’s co-workers fed me ice cream all afternoon. @ agreeswithfishpal / Reddit

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In the toilets at a local supermarket. Mother Nature was paying her visit. My 4-year-old son came in the toilet with me... Went running out of the toilet to announce to his grandma, and the rest of the supermarket, that “My Mummy has a piece of string hanging out of her.” @ Unknown author / Reddit

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My 13-year-old son was sniffing really hard and moving his head all around the area he was standing in. Slightly concerned he had lost his mind, I asked him what he was doing. He told me, “I farted. I’m trying to smell it all up, so you dont have to smell it.” @ rjonesjcm33 / Reddit

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Being a parent is truly challenging, and every mom and dad strives to be the best for their children. Here are a few phrases that advanced parents consciously eliminate from their vocabulary.

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