The moment two people welcome a child into their lives, everything around their house changes. Suddenly, they have all these new stories to tell to their friends and family. Everything is new to them and their kids are also discovering the world. That’s why they do and say things we never imagined and thus they make everything around them a bit more entertaining.
1. “I was mowing the grass today and my wife texts me and says, ’I’m going to lay on the couch and maybe get a quick nap.”
2. “My cousin’s friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn’t.”
3. He’s wishing for long legs when he grows up.
4. “My toddler is really into smelling her feet lately.”
5. “Imagination, level 100. My 2-year-old daughter drew a pillow with chalk, then lay down for a nap...”
6. “The actual moment I realized that this was indeed my son.”
7. “My son’s sad attempt at getting me to love him”
8. “The kids were told to dress like they were 100 years old for their one-hundredth day of school, so my son got a haircut.”
9. Part of the pack.
10. “My husband had a ’date night’ with our daughter to play Zelda since she doesn’t get to play much. Our sons looked on enviously.”
11. “My daughter was excited for her first computer homework, but then she had her first experience with Windows Update instead.”
12. “My daughter’s reaction when holding her new baby sister — much heavier than the dolls she practiced on, LOL.”
13. “My son’s hide-and-go-seek spot”
14. “My niece discovered the cat door today.”
15. “Our neighbor gives treats through the fence. Recently, he has been giving my daughter treats too. This is them waiting patiently today.”
16. “My daughter tells jokes that my son finds uncomfortable.”
17. “My daughter trying to hide when she’s supposed to be in bed”
18. “A little bath.”