Being a parent is one of those job titles that don’t get enough credit. It’s a job that doesn’t have a specific timetable, since you need to be alert 24/7. It’s also a job that comes without a description and you just learn how to do it as time goes by. All in all, it’s an immersive experience that opens up a whole new world for those who do it.
1. “Okay, I get it now. Having a girl is a little different.”
2. Model on the catwalk, mommy backstage
3. “When for the sake of your beloved daughter you will become anyone.”
4. “I bring home a dozen on weekends, wake up to an empty box. I’ve decided to stake a claim.”
It says: “THESE 2 ARE MINE.”
5. “This is how I found my kids’ toothbrushes.”
6. Dad level: 8000.
7. “Tell me you have a 3-year-old without telling me you have a 3-year-old.”
8. “That smirking face! So proud of her work.”
9. “I let my daughter pick my costume for Halloween. 1) Long hair sucks. 2) Women’s clothes are not comfortable.”
10. “First thing he does...”
11. “My kid drew a mustache on the grandbaby. She looks like Snidely Whiplash.”
12. “This mom supports her son’s gaming.”
13. “The 4-year-old made this while I slept. ’I’m not hungry anymore.’”
14. “Not a single match...”
15. Go ahead, make yourself comfortable.