12 Proofs That Women Are Genius at Applying Sense of Humor

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Women’s sense of humor in everyday life is like a burst of sunshine that brightens up our routine. They have a knack for finding the funny side of things, making daily challenges a bit lighter.

  • My flip-flop made a farting noise near a hot guy, so now I have to follow him around the store until it happens again and I can say, “haha, dumb flip-flop.” © eff_yeah_steph / Twitter
  • Work friends are so funny because, like, do we see each other outside of work? Almost never. But do I know your financial situation? Have I seen you in every mood imaginable? Do I know all your deepest darkest secrets? Oh, yeah. © sophiapags / Twitter
  • The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses. © hellasettled / Twitter
  • Told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, “AGAIN?” It’s like, you know what, you’re right, I’m cancelling my subscription. © cULTMOTHER / Twitter
  • Yesterday, a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my professor told her she couldn’t have it, so she just walked out and never came back, and I can’t stop thinking about it. © rachelhelenw / Twitter
  • Good morning to everyone, but especially the woman in the crosswalk on my way to work who didn’t like that someone honked at her to hurry, so she just stopped and did a couple jumping jacks. © kristen_arnett / Twitter
  • A man in the subway tried to hit on me by coming up behind me, very close, and saying in my ear, “You think the train’s going to be late?” but I’d just had dental work done, so I turned around and slurred, “No idea,” while blood poured out of my mouth. I wish I could do this all the time. © clhubes / Twitter
  • When I tell my husband I just need to get one or two things as we enter a shop, and he goes to get a trolley. Marriage level: Expert. © dramadelinquent / Twitter
  • My husband walked up behind me and complimented my perfume. When I turned around to thank him I realized he was talking about the new scented kitchen garbage bags. © maryfairybobrry / Twitter
  • I regret the plans I made while I was in a 5-minute extroverted mood. © INFJthings / Twitter
  • My husband told me that if I ever hired a life coach he would be deeply offended because he’s been trying to tell me better ways to do everything for free since we got married. © not_thenanny / Twitter
  • For what reason does every apartment complex have a dog weight limit of 20 pounds? I can promise you that my 90-pound Golden Retriever is a lot better behaved than Karen’s 7-pound devil-worshipping chihuahua creature. © ryleemoser / Twitter

In simple terms, women’s sense of humor is a superpower that turns ordinary moments into something extraordinary, making life more enjoyable for everyone around them.

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